25 jolly Christmas jokes for kids
Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s your new favourite festive joke…
The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes!
So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or fill up your advent calendar with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids…
Funny Christmas jokes
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
Who hides in a Christmas bakery?
A mince spy!
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?
The Christmas howl-idays!
How do snowmen shop online?
They use the winter-net!
What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?
A holly-copter!
Why did the snowman go to the veg market?
They were picking their nose!
What type of photos do elves take?
Elf-ies!
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Why do reindeer wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?
Wrap music!
What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Hang in there!
How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other?
Fir-well!
What do polar bears wear at Christmas parties?
Ice caps!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
Santa paws!
What do angry rodents send at Christmas?
Cross–mouse cards!
How does Christmas day end?
With the letter ‘Y’!
Think you’ve got a better Christmas joke? Share it in the comments below!
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great jokes
Really good funny jokes
Why was the dog scared of Santa? Because Santa Claws!
Q) What do you call snowmen with no body or no nose. A) nobody knows!
What do you call a snowman that likes summer
what is tall when it is young and short when its old? A candle!!!
I like the one when it says who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa paws.
Cool
What does a elf say to santa when they get everything they want ! Elffish
What does Ms.clause say when Santa asked her the weather?It's raindeer!
what did the snowman say to the snowman hows it snowing
What kind of math do owls like? owl-gebra.
I love these incredible jokes I think my nabours heard me laughing
So funny
What do you call a Christmas detective? Santa Clues
These jokes are great
Really good jokes
the best
I thnk they are are all great
Last Christmas I bought my friend a lie detector as a gift. “Oh… I love it!” she said. “We’ll see,” I said.
What do you call a snow man with a six pack the adbinbal snow man
these were funny ahahahhhahahahhahahahah
Where does Santa live when he's not in the North Pole?In a ho-ho-hotel
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing it was on the house!
Amazing jokes. Wish there was more though. Recommend for the whole family.
good joke
these jokes make me crack up! good ol Christmas, amirite???
I love this.
nice joke you land lubber !
i really like these!
love your jokes
thes are so funny jokes
Why is Santa so good at karate? because he has a black belt!
These are good jokes
I like your jokes and I told some to my parents
WHY DID THE MAN THROW THE BUTTER OUT OF THE WINDOW?HE WANTED TO SEE A BUTTERFLY
Great jokes
what do you call Santa....... hohoho!
great jokes
What do elves learn at school? The alphabet
My friends laughed to death at these jokes
perfect for Christmas crackers
how do you celebrate christmas
what is a snowman in the summer?..... A PUDDLE!!!!!
good job
slay jokes hohoho
cool jokes
Amazing expecilaly the snowmen breakfast one
These were funny.
How much did santa pay for his sleigh? .. Nothing it was on the house!!
it was good jokes but pls add more jokes to it so we can have more
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas ? Sandy claws
we like your jokes
very funny
i love these wonderful funny jokes!
Great jokes
Who says oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards
where dose santa go on hoilday at a ho ho hotel great jokes bye the way
What goes up a Hill with 4 legs and goes down with 3?
what do you call a elf that sings? a wrapper
Good jokes
What is a reindeers favourite singer? Beyoncésleigh
how do you know when Santa's around you can sense his presents
cool
why did Rudolf go to summer school? He went down in History
How's says oh oh oh when walking Santa walking backwards
why is santa a good shopper? because he makes his list and he checks it twice
What has 4 legs but 1 foot? A bed What is round and has bad tempered? A vicious circle
Why do you not hear the feet of the raindeer? Because they have bells insted
Where does Santa go for his holidays? To a Ho Ho hotel!
What do elves like to learn? The elf-abet!
these are the BEST i am going to use them for me jokes for my christmas play!
Merry Christmas to everyone and a happy new year
It is great
Great jokes
Where does Santa like delivering presents? Ohiohohoh
Why are cats skittish around Christmas trees? Because of their bark I think they were amazing jokes
I could write better
Loved the jokes! Want more PEASE!!
What says oh..oh..oh Santa flying backwards
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open this present until Christmas!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Santa! Santa Who? Santa who brings you presents!
I would like more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I like them
HHHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIH THESE ARE SO HIALROIUS
Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws
when is the best time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty!
What do angry rodents send at Christmas? Cross–mouse cards! And How does Christmas day end? With the letter ‘Y’! are the BEST
These LOLS are hilarious! I love them!
Why do bananas have to go to the doctor? Because they aren't peeling well
Why does everyone love snowmen? Because their so cool!
Why did screwg win the football match? BECAUSE THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASSED!!
What do you get if you cross Santa and a duck? A Christmas quacker
why does Santa ride a sliegh? because he wants to slay haha... its not funny isn't?
they are so funny i even got my grandma to lagh
Why was the polar bear cold at Christmas? Because it was Decem-brrrr!
What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy? Orna-mints!
I need a joke about Christmas candies
I love this <3
What Christmas carol does a skunk sing? Jingle smells! :0
Q: Where would Christmas come before Thanksgiving? A: The dictionary! Q: Why is Santa such a good shopper? A: Because he makes a list, then checks it twice!
CHRISTMAS TREE CHRISTMAS TREEE CWISMAS TWEEE
Who calls a reindeer and bells together? Rein bells!
q: what do you call a ball full of snowmen? a: a snowball!
what did Santa pay for his sleigh? nothing it was on the house.
omg these jokes are amazing
I liked the joke why are Christmas trees not good at sewing because they creep on dropping there needles!
what did Santa say to Rudolph when he did something very bad? Deer god!
Q.Whats santa's fav makeup brand. A. e.l.f
Really good and funny
Why did the snowman go to the market to get a new nose.
Q:Who is Santa’s wife A:Mary Christmas!
What’s the best present in the world A broken drum you just can’t beat it
Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down? The Abominable towman!!
What did the elves say to Santa before delivering his presents? Go sleigh the day!
These are the best! I even used them for Christmas cards
what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no idea!
here is a joke from my music teacher what is a elf fav music a wrapper
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Q: why do snowman eat ice cream A: so they don’t melt
were did Santa go for vaca?To the ho ho tel
why are pine trees bad a sewing cus they allways drop their needles!
hahahahahahah
Q:Why did Santa swap reindeer for cows? A: because they were mooing
Very funny
who is santas favourite singer??? Elf IsPresly
what do polar bears wear to school? polar shirts
Did you hear about Rudolph roller coaster He held on for deer life
What did the snowman day to santa. Give me a some snowsome presents
What do you call an ant who fights crime - a vigil- ant-e! Why shouldn't you trust stairs - because they are always up to something What did the flower say after it told a joke - I was just pollen your leg What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly - a mumble bee What does an alien do if it feels bored in school - spaces out What do you call a snowman's dog - a slush puppy
Who delivers presents to cats? It is Santa paws
Please make more animal jokes
How good are all these Christmas jokes? Merry good!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hat? Snow hat!
lol:) knock knock who's there? five five who five golden ring's
Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it
So funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good
what is santa's favrite word merry christmas
knock knock Who’s there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge on a tree
All the jokes are funny lol:)
so funny I love it!
Dude I loved all the jokes and I laughed a lot
i loved it was fun
What is the Grinch's favourite song? All I want for Christmas is onions!
loved it
Really funny lol
what do elves listen on the radio? Wrap music.
What do gingerbread men use when they break a leg? A candy cane
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer. What Falls but never gets hurt? Snow. How do snowman’s shop online? They use the winter-net. What's green, prickly and flys through the air? A holly copper.
cool/nice love it amazing fun hi 21 days til christmas so cool bye/ see ya
cool jokes , some of them are so funny , grrr can you do one about a bear? hi
What did the cow want to be when he grows up? A mooo tuber
SOOO FUNNY
Coooooooool jokes!
What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Some of them were funny, but some of them I don’t get it. So what I thought is that what if you put the reason of it so then people would understand
What do you say to a sheep at christmas? Fleece Navidad
i love throwing snowballs
WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO SANTA? NOTHING, TREES CANT TALK
they were really funny. LOL
fun
Why did Santa marry mrs clause? Because he wanted a marry christmas
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.” What do you call an old snowman? Water. Why shouldn't you lend money to elves? They're always short. Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping. What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad. What is every parent's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night! I have got a few jeffers here! Hope you all enjoy! Jeff
Knock knock Who’s there? Mary Mary who? Merry Christmas!!!!!
Why did the orange bring a prune to the dance? He could not find a date ! (get it? a prune is a dried up date.)
Where does santa stay at? The ho ho hotel
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? Lighten up!
what is green covered in Christmas lights and bulbs and goes ribbit? mistle- toad (mistletoe)
How do snowman shop online? Because they use the winter-net
So funny
Knock knock... Who's there .... Daisy ....Daisy who.... Daisy me rolling
Who sings white Christmas and explodes? Bang crosby
These are good jokes
So funny
Great jokes .Definitely will tell them at christmas!
Who delivers presents to bears - Santa Bear!
With regards to the skunk mixed with a bell… Stinkerbell
What animals cold at Christmas? A polar brrrrr
How is a cat walking on the beach like Christmas? They both have Sandy Claws.
What falls but doesn't get hurt
How did the tree get into the internet? He logged in
it’s nearly christmas
I wanted to change ` What will you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?' Frostbite sounds bad to me. Here it is.............. Manpire! Snowpire! There ARE more, but I will come later with more. Bye! Oh yeah, does anyone here watch BTN? It stands for Behind The News
What's a Santas favorite musician? Elfis Presley
The Jokes were so funny
What does the sheep who hates Christmas say? Baaaa humbug
I love the elf abet one
So funny I did it with my dad
LOVE these jokes my favourite was the Decem-brrrrr one
why did rudolf have bad grades? because he went down in history
This is FABULAS
Haha
my favourite one was the skunk one I love skunks
My favourite one was: What do you get if you cross a snowman and vampire? Frostbite!HAHAHAHA
So much fun telling my friends and family these jokes . I liked the first one most and so did my friends.
I love this
these jokes are so funny . and some are lame !!!
This was so funny. When I talk to my friends I'm gonna tell them these. They will crack up.
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Gosh, that was fun. I got to make my family groan! Lol
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Nice
cool joke I like the first one the most
I love it
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