25 jolly Christmas jokes for kids

The festive season is on the way, which means lots of fun, games, and of course, tons of amazing(-ly terrible) Christmas jokes!

So, whether you want to impress your mates, make your family laugh, or fill up your advent calendar with chuckles, count down to the big day with these 25 Christmas jokes for kids…

Funny Christmas jokes

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Who hides in a Christmas bakery?

A mince spy!

What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?

The elf-abet!

What’s an Arctic wolf’s favourite time of year?

The Christmas howl-idays!

How do snowmen shop online?

They use the winter-net!

What’s green, prickly and flies through the air?

A holly-copter!

Why did the snowman go to the veg market?

They were picking their nose!

What type of photos do elves take?

Elf-ies!

What falls but never gets hurt?

Snow!

Why do reindeer wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?

Wrap music!

What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it’s Decem-brrrrr!

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

Hang in there!

How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other?

Fir-well!

What do polar bears wear at Christmas parties?

Ice caps!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis!

What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe!

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

Santa paws!

What do angry rodents send at Christmas?

Cross–mouse cards!

How does Christmas day end?

With the letter ‘Y’!

Think you’ve got a better Christmas joke? Share it in the comments below!

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