What is the sneakiest snack in the bakery? A mince spie! Find more brilliant jokes like this for the whole family to enjoy in this hilarious festive joke book!

Packed with 300 side-splittingly funny jokes and amazing festive facts, the Christmas crackers won’t be the only thing making you chuckle this season!

Since you’ve been very good this year, here’s a little sneak peek…

A few jokes to tease and have up your sleeve!

  • – What happened to the turkey at Christmas? It got GOBBLED!
  • – Knock knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza on earth and goodwill toward men!
  • – What did the snow globe say to the other? “I feel a little shaken!”

Did you know?

  • – Hanging up holly or mistletoe has been a winter tradition since before Christmas was celebrated, originating in ancient Egypt and Rome!
  • – The UK eats 25 million Christmas puddings each year… That’s a lot of pud!
  • – The first explorers reached the North Pole in 1909. I wonder if they met Santa Claus…

Looking for more fun, facts and laughs? National Geographic Kids have so many books to choose from! There’s something special for everyone to unwrap this Christmas.

Click here for your chance to WIN a huge book bundle!

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  • Olivia

    I ❤️Nat Geoghraphics!!! I even have a subscription and it arrived today( it was January’s issue ).

  • 23444

    It looks great and it must be funny

  • zoey G

    i want it

  • Lottie

    Sounds fun and lol I wish I had that

  • cool kid

    looks very funn

  • Lyla/8girl

    I NICE

  • lina

    super cool love it

  • Emily

    well done nat geo kids

  • Emily

    sounds like a good book to me

  • Emily

    wow it sounds brilliant I hope I get one for christmas

  • Tony.T

    Super duper

  • Penny

    I would love to have it looks great!!

  • Anya matanya

    LOVE IT , slay fr

  • Tara & Masoud

    Very, very funny!!!GREAT prizes. This could even be the best nat geo ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kste4499@jhh

    I love joke it make me laha aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Anne O'Dwyer

    Great prize bundle!

  • olivia

    I love them they were so funny I laughed so hard!

  • Michael

    It’s sooo great I love knock knock jokes it just makes me laugh till I fall off my chair!

  • chris

    love it

  • Naty

    I would love to read it!

  • charlotte

    hmm. I wish I had it

  • Sara

    It's great

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